pantalones

Jan 20

You know you live in New York when….

….your bath towels always smell like what you made for dinner last night


Jul 9

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus,

Please preserve my stamp and let it not wear to an illegible stump as I re-stamp over and over again the same drawings… Please let the triplex that is already there be considered a triplex that is already there and not a brand new triplex even though it’s already there. Please bless the plans and watch over Theirry and someone named Nicole as they weasel their way through the Department of Buildings- and please help the department of buildings see the err of their ways and put in them the fear of eternal hellfire.

I know I don’t pray much… but please… hear this, my prayer. and forgive me for the un-christian thoughts I sometimes think about Ewan McGregor. . oh wait. . I mean…

amen.

the architect’s prayer